Top 10 Reasons People Don't Go To Church:

Presented by Garside Bible Church

10. All the Shakespearean language makes you feel as dumb as you were in grade 9 English Class.

9. You find your own bed much more comfortable than any church pew you've ever slept in.

8. You hate hearing the preacher ask for money, time, commitment or...

7. You never know when to stand up, sit down, bow your head, put your left foot in, take your left foot out...

6. The only time you ever went to Sunday School, a blue-haired lady made you sit in the corner for eating paste.

5. You can't find your Bible. Actually, you haven't been able to find it for 15 years.

4. Had Pink Floyd written more hymns, you'd be much more faithful in attending.

3. Religion is a crutch. You much prefer gambling and alcohol.

2. You hate dressing up. You already have to do it for work, hockey and golf.

And #1... You haven't tried Garside Bible Church!

Who ever said that church had to be uncomfortable and intimidating? Sure, working on our spiritual and moral development is not always easy, but at Garside Bible Church, we strive to make it more enjoyable.

Our people are friendly and our sermons are practical. We don't ask our visitors for money, and you won't need to dress up or learn any old English either.

If you've got kids, we've got something exciting for them too. Bring your whole family and enjoy yourself. We'll even treat you to some hot coffee.

Best of all, we're just around the corner.

Come join us Sundays at 10:30 am.